Description: Christmas Carols Funny / Humorous Christmas Card by Nobleworks Front Message: Christmas Carols for the Mentally Unbalanced :: Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are Dementia - I Think I'll be Home for Christmas Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic - Deck the Halls and Lawns and Streets and Stores and Officess and Cars and Bushes and Trees.. Paranoia - Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me. Boderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire. Jack Frost Nipping at My Nose Attention Deficit Disorder - Silent Night, Holy ooooh look at the froggy, and I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, I'm Gonna Tell You Why Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, (Repeated many times). Inside Message: Hope your Christmas is sane. Card Size: 4.6x6.75 inches Includes: 1 card / 1 Red envelope Paperstock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock Additional Info: Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper. Shipping: All greeting cards are shipped from our warehouse in Buffalo, NY. We offer a variety of shipping options for our greeting cards including US Postal Service First Class Letter (Economy option), US Postal Service First Class Package and US Postal Service Priority Mail. Package tracking is included with First Class Package and Priority Mail. Combined shipping discounts are available and will be calculated automatically when you use the ebay shopping cart. Any combination of individual greeting cards from our ebay store can be added to your cart to qualify. Packaging: Greeting cards shipped using First Class Letter will arrive in a bright green 6x8 inches envelope or Kraft bubble mailer. Greeting cards shipped using First Class Package are normally shipped in a white or kraft non-bendable mailer and cards shipped via Priority Mail are shipped in US Postal Service branded envelopes or boxes. About Us: At greeting-card-store, we pride ourselves on customer service and fast shipping. Online with eBay since 2004, you can feel safe when purchasing from our eBay store. Shipping Schedule: All orders are shipped within 1 business day of receiving payment. Shipping Fee Discounts: Discounted shipping fees will be calculated automatically when you add multiple items or multiple quantities to the ebay shopping cart. Please make sure that the same shipping method is selected for all of the items in your ebay shopping cart. If you are having trouble with the ebay shopping cart please contact us prior to payment. Combined shipping must be requested prior to payment so we can adjust the invoice if necessary. Free Shipping Offer: Any orders with a total merchandise amount of $75 or more are eligible for free shipping. This offer is valid to packages delivered to an address in the Continental United States. Return Policy: You may return any items within 30 days of being purchased. Returned items must be in new (resaleable) condition. Buyer pays return shipping. Visit our eBay store, greeting-card-store for more great items.
Price: 5.39 USD
Location: Lancaster, New York
End Time: 2025-02-07T21:07:27.000Z
Shipping Cost: 1.65 USD
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Restocking Fee: No
Return shipping will be paid by: Buyer
All returns accepted: Returns Accepted
Item must be returned within: 30 Days
Refund will be given as: Money Back
Brand: Nobleworks
MPN: 1088
Occasion: Christmas
Type: Greeting Card
Country of Manufacture: USA
UPC: 745469110883
